— N’tima (via kevinidentity)
Is it terrible if, when someone posts something (especially on fb) that’s all ‘OMG GUYS READ THIS,’ but haven’t actually checked to see if it’s true, I question their intelligence? I mean, at least run it through Snopes. Or Google it. It takes 3 seconds.
No, there are not spiders hiding under toilets that will bite you and give you hallucinations (or whatever). No, Marty McFly did not set today as the date in Back to the Future (It’s October 21, 2015). No, a black man was not reassigned a seat on a plane in business class after a racist white woman threw a fit (although I do find that tale highly entertaining). And seriously, DO NOT PUT IN YOUR PIN NUMBER BACKWARD IF YOU ARE BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT. Most banks have daily withdrawal limits and if you do not usually take out that much cash, it can be flagged internally as fraud.
So, please, research before you post. Don’t be the girl on that one commercial who goes on a date with a slobby liar because he says he’s a French model and ‘they can’t post anything on the Internet that isn’t true.’
This has been a Public Service Announcement from your (eh, I’m not really all that) friendly, local Kristen.
My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical
featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
First Song: Close My Door All The Way
Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”
Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)
Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s
Did anyone else realize that they sang ‘Put that thing back where it came from or so help me’ in Monsters, Inc? Or do I just know that movie too well?